The Secret Millionaires Club learns how to take less of one thing in order to get more of something else. This is also known as a trade-off. Watch Warren Buffett’s Secret Millionaires Club on the Kid Genius channel on Xfinity. Visit SMCKIDS.COM for webisodes, comics, games, and more!

Jerry and Elaine are contemplating having sex. "We can have this...or we can have that." But clearly, they can't have them both, though they try. Later, in the coffee shop, George chastises Jerry for trying to have them both.

Elaine is in the bathroom, and finds her stall out of toilet paper. She asks the woman in the next stall if she can spare a square, but the woman says no. The woman turns out to be Jerry's date, and eventually he defends her by likening the scarce toilet paper to water in the desert: "You wouldn't ask a dying man in the desert for his canteen, would you?"

Jerry fights an inner war over a woman he hates, but who gives him great sex. In an attempt to break himself of her, Jerry has Kramer tear up her phone number.

Kramer invents "The Beach" cologne. Jerry tells him to run it by a guy in marketing at Calvin Klein, and Kramer does. The guy scoffs at the idea, but CK begins producing a cologne called "The Ocean." Without a patent, Kramer is powerless to seek recourse.