In an effort to use many sophisticated words, Joey uses a thesaurus on every word in his adoption recommendation letter for Chandler and Monica. The results are both hilarious and hard to understand.

Troy tries to leave Abed a voicemail message to meet at the flagpole but is not satisfied with his tone and delivery in every attempt. Jeff watches him struggle and walks over to help but also becomes unsatisfied with his own tone and delivery. Finally, he suggests they send a text message instead.

Dr. Scratchandsniff attempts to teach the Warner Bros. and Warner Sister about diction and allocution.

This song teaches students how to pronounce the double "o" ("oo") sound and gives plenty of examples of words that contain the sound.

Sergeant Mark orders vowel letterhead "O" to state his long and short sounds. He also asks the letterhead to state his sound when used in the words, "not" and "note."