Carlos is found asleep by policemen, who question him about his parents. Scared of deporation, Carlos tries to get away and barely does so as Enrique distracts the officers and gets arrested instead.

Barney stands up for himself and his badge to the two farmers who have been illegally selling their produce after being told twice to leave. He talks about how his badge represents his duty to uphold the law.

A new deputy joining Andy and Barney suggests their manner of enforcing the law is flawed. They aren't meeting quotas nor making arrests pertaining to certain ordinances. Barney, after quitting, asks for his job back, explaining his qualifications and insisting that law enforcement is not about numbers, it's about people.

Andy and Barney try to join an exclusive club at the state capitol. When Andy gets in but Barney doesn't, Andy decides forfeit his position and protect his friend.

The boys from Dumb and Dumber play tricks on some people at the diner and a police officer on the road.