Jack asks Liz Lemon what she sees for herself professionally in five years. After she resists wanting to be his successor, he shows her the starting salary. She decides to go corporate.

John Dickinson reads a summary of The Declaration and Resolves written by the First Continental Congress. The Declaration is the colonists' response to the Intolerable Acts and other objectionable actions performed by Great Britain. During the reading, John Adam expresses his disapproval of Congress' approach to the issues.

Josh interrupts his dinner to help someone else's son with algebra. He uses baseball players and stats to conceptualize what the x and y in equations actually represent.

Greg, already nervous and unsure about meeting Pam's parents, is asked to say Grace at the dinner table.

Over dinner, Bartleby tries to explain to his parents why it's not necessary for him to go to college. He argues that it's fiscally irresponsible to do so. His parents don't understand and tell him that he has to attend college in order to succeed in life. Bartleby gives examples of successful people who didn't attend college, but it doesn't change his parents' mind.