Phoebe starts a job as telemarketer selling toner, and she gets a call that she can't hang up on.

Monica, Rachel and Phoebe want to spend Valentine's Day with a significant other, so they perform a ritual to summon them.

Phil and Claire think Hayley got secretly married, so they try to retrace her digital steps to figure out what's going on.

Ellen scare-pranks the actress Julia Roberts by hiding in her bathroom.

Ted tries bacon for the first time and goes overboard by eating too much of it.