The Simpsons attend the Springfield Christmas pageant. During the pageant, various students talk about how other cultures celebrate Christmas.

Lord Farquaad is giving a speech about the tournament, but uses the contestants to attack Shrek instead. Before the fight starts, Shrek uses sarcasm and wit to de-escalate the situation, but fails.

The coach of a basketball team introduces himself to the team and explains their training.

Matilda goes to her first day of school and meets Ms. Honey and some new friends.

Riley is introduced as the new student in her class and recalls her life in Minnesota.