John Malkovich enters a portal that leads to his own mind, causing him to be inside himself. In this world, everyone and everything is Malkovich, and thus his last name has no meaning.
Eddy commits an unselfish deed by replacing a dead bulb on a Christmas tree, prompting Santa to deliver presents to all of the kids in the cul-de-sac. It is clear that one selfless act isn't enough to change his character, however, as he takes everyone's presents for himself.