Pied Piper is falling behind on their work and needs more organization for their programming tasks. Jared explains scrum to keep the team on task and organized. Note: From a practical standpoint, scrum won't work with this team size. It's usually used with teams of 6 - 8. Additionally, user stories are supposed to be more detailed and tend to use the words: "As a user, I can ...."
Barney quits his job as detective because Opie wrote a nasty poem about how there are no crimes for Barney to solve. While Andy tries to reassure him that he is an important member of the team, Opie explains what happened.