A man with AIDs shows his lawyer the written words of the Federal Vocational Rehabilitation Act of 1973, which "prohibits discrimination against otherwise qualified handicapped persons who are able to perform the duties required by their employment." AIDs is protected as a handicap because of its physical limitations and social death predicament.
A chartered accountant seeks career advice from a vocational guidance counselor. He is looking for a new, exciting career with growth opportunities. He mentions that he would like to be a lion tamer, and the counselor asks about his experience. The ensuing conversation reveals that he does not actually know what a lion is and mistakes it for an anteater.