Key & Peele are slaves in an auction. At first, they do not want to be owned by another human being. After it becomes apparent that the white men are bidding on only the slaves on Lot A, Key & Peele start marketing themselves.
Key and Peele perform a skit that brings attention to the deeper reasons that kids bully each other. Peele bullies Key while he is reading a book and explains on a deep level why he makes each of his remarks.